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Online Dating That Are Funny Quotes & Sayings
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
Unknown
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Ladies are getting their hearts broken because they're dating with boys, not men
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop
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Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single.
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Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive s..ual enhancement drugs online.
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I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
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I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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Football season has officially started which marks the end of dating season. I'll try again next summer.
Unknown
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The difference between dating and courting is the intention behind them...dating is just to get to know someone...courting is the intent to marry.
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About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.
Judy Carter
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Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help me.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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Middle school dances: Go in single = come out dating someone. Go in dating someone = come out single.
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
John Lennon
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People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont date fish.
Unknown
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
John Lennon
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The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site.
Unknown
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My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
Michelle Landry
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
Britney Spears
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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
Conan O'Brien
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