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Pretty Widow Mom Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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Hickok's half-women friend's off somewheres on a tear. The orphan square head's in the widow's care. The widow feels put upon. She's asked me to find her some help. I suggested the gimp.
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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I did not want to make the widow record. I still haven't made the widow record.
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If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
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You see pictures and you see this harried woman in jeans and sneakers, running around and just lucky if I get a shower, but it's pretty much the same as every other mom out there. You know, I can't dress up every day, it's just not in my nature. Even if I own the clothes, which by the way I do, I look at them and think 'I can't be a mom in those clothes,' they just don't suit me.
Jennifer Garner
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
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I didn't really grow up with my dad. I met my dad a couple of times throughout my life. When my mom was pregnant with me, he was in Aerosmith and didn't want to have anything to do with it. It was pretty much my mom and me; the two of us. I was really mad at him for leaving.
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A widow of doubtful age will marry almost any sort of a white man.
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People say that beauty is on the inside, but I would prefer a pretty face over a pretty kidney.
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
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My mom was always pretty supportive. She saw me do plays and she'd always act out the parts I did.
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
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My guess is my brother would call his mom and his dad pretty regularly, a lot more than I probably did.
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Guys need to start treating girls right because I'm pretty sure they wouldn't treat their mom that way nor your daughter.
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When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!
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