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Retarded Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Are you a moron, or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?
Unknown
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
Frank Serpico
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Let's get retarded, in here...
Black Eyed Peas
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Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
Katherine Heigl
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I collect things that just look retarded.
Ahmet Zappa
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Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
Katherine Heigl
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Hanging out with the same retarded best friend everyday and never getting bored of them.
Unknown
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You look like a retarded Mike Meyers. It's not a good look.
Danny Mcbride
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Hey I've got a brother who's retarded! You don't have to get all derogatory. -Sid
The Descendants
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The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.
Karl Radek
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Let's Get this party started. Drink til we get retarded.
Blood On The Dance Floor
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My gun go crazy like it's retarded. Red light on it's like it's recording
Lil Wayne
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What can you really say about Carson Daly that hasn't already been said about that retarded boy that won the lottery?
Jeff Ross
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Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.
David Hume
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And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth.
Standing Bear
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Im the one to make the artists blow, Nintendo, smoke em do then go to party mode, put your hands up then go retarded though.
Maino
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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Joe Rogan
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