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Rocking Fb Status Funny Wake Up Quotes & Sayings
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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The bi...es see we rocking, the whips we be rocking Iced up, tatted up, fire flame blaaap.
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Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time
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Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time
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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Let's go. People always say that my music's loud. Sorry for party rocking. Neighbors complain saying turn it down! Sorry for party rocking.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Haters don't like we got the spotlight. Sorry for party rocking. When they talk shit, we just be like. Sorry for party rocking.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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