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You could teach with this film, ¦ Because you know what? That neighborhood drug dealer? Hes not going to come up to your kid cursing him out being mean to him. Hes not going to come up to your kid with the gun out (saying) Take my drugs. Hes going to come up like, Hey how you doing? Hes going to kill you with kindness.
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Hes grown on me a lot more now that he has a kid with my sister and hes had to mature a lot more. A lot of people dont like him because hes into himself and wears suits, but hes a good guy. And Ive seen him grow up a lot.
Rob Kardashian
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Hes in you and he wants out! Hes in us like a river. Hes not in us like a lake.
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes talking about. Wax on, wax off. Italian style. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for a train set and hes like, Yeah, how bout a bus token?
Jimmy Fallon
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
Bob Phillips
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Hes jealous because shes moved on. Hes insecure because she finally seems happy. Hes regretful because he realized he wasted his time thinking up things thatd never happen instead of telling her how much shes worth to him.
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Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICE! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice. God help us all.
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I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.'
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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A win doesnt mean much. Hes got to go. Hes got to go in fo. Just to win the fight would not be good enough for me at this time. He has to go. I really dont care when; hes just got to go. The way I see it, Bernard Hopkins is not as good as me. Oscar De La Hoya is not as good as me. Fernando Vargas? Not as good as me. None of those guys can be my equal, and they stopped him .
Roy Jones Jr
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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I love him. Hes been in my life a very long time. Hes my friend.
Selena Gomez
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If he fights for you, hes the man who wishes to spend his whole life on you. If hes like 'eh' then he obviously doesnt deserve you.
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Zac is just a dear friend. Hes really, very easygoing. Hes just a real pleasure to work with.
Taylor Schilling
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Ryan, I think, writes great lyrics. Hes really mature for his age. Hes a different thinker.
Brendon Urie
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You love me, too. Not the same way, I know. But hes not your whole life, either. Not anymore. Maybe he was once, but he left. And now hes just going to have to deal with the consequence of that choice, me.
Jacob Black
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