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Sarcastic But Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I can be blunt or I can be honestwhere Ive gotten in trouble is when Im being sarcastic or Im trying to be funny. Its so easy for people to take that and turn it into a literal statement and then make it into a big scandalous news story. But theres no regrets because you learn from everything. I just wish that it was easier for all of us in this industry to be ourselves.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt Cobain
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