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Sausage Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
A P Herbert
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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You will find a place to hide your sausage.
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A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
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That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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