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Seeing A Murder Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
Colin Mochrie
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Now make that iron cocked and then that show stop cause its murder murder murder murder the 1 8 7 cause I dont give a shh shh but they dont hear me though.
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Anybody who's been through a divorce will tell you that at one point. they've thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn't that major.
Oliver Stone
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I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men.
Leonardo Da Vinci
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To murder character is as truly a crime as to murder the body: the tongue of the slanderer is brother to the dagger of the assassin
Tryon Edwards
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I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men
Leonardo Da Vinci
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Every unpunished murder takes away something from the security of every man's life
Daniel Webster
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Murder is not the crime of criminals, but that of law-abiding citizens.
Emmanuel Teney
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Better murder an infant in its cradle than nurse an unacted desire.
William Blake
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One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.
Alfred Hitchcock
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I have mail order degrees in murder-ology and murder-ometry.
Zoidberg
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Eagle murder fly, murder cry, nerd ah die. Skin look like when burger fry.
Aidonia
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Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner
Oscar Wilde
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Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession
W H Auden
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Hatchet murders were the house speciality of the Journal, whose front page was a virtual abattoir of murder most foul.
Lee Israel
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The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder.
Jim Morrison
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The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...
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Murder will out, this my conclusion
Geoffrey Chaucer
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One to destroy, is murder by the law; and gibbets keep the lifted hand in awe; to murder thousands, takes a specious name, 'War's glorious art', and gives immortal fame.
Edward Young
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