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Serious As A Pig Frame Cookie Quotes & Sayings
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
Robert Heinlein
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You'll find no life lessons in a cookie.
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
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You will meet a cookie-maker tonight who forgets to wash his hands.
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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You will soon eat a cookie.
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Its about time I got out of that cookie.
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When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene.
John Paul Stevens
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C is for cookie.
Cookie Monster
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child
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Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar; broken and alone.
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If you give a pig and a boy everything they want you will have a good pig and a bad boy.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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Cookie Monster thief, not liar.
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The frame of the cave leads to the frame of man.
Stephen Gardiner
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Typed like any other fortune cookie:
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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