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Short Bus Jok Quotes & Sayings
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Straight to the money, no short cuts. Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.
Lil Wayne
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
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You can't breathe until you choke. You gotta laugh when you're the jok.e There's nothing like a funeral. To make you feel alive.
Sixx AM
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Ever get stuck behind a school bus for so long that you start talking crap about the kids on the bus and saying how they'll never succeed?
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
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When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that.
Jim Dale
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I love my little Mac G4 computer and we just had Internet installed on the bus... we all have little Macs actually, there's four of us on the bus, and we all just sit there and surf the Internet!
Lee Ann Womack
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I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.
Jenny McCarthy
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All of this is very nice, but I'm mainly focused on being a mom. I have a little book that I wrote in the fourth grade that said, 'I want to be an actress when I grow up, but I'll probably be a bus driver. I love my bus driver.' It's funny the way things play out.
Leslie Mann
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Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun.
Regis Philbin
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Tré on their first tour bus: It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any books to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read.
Green Day
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.
George Thorogood
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What happens when we're dead? The irony is that all our questions wil be answered after we die. We spend our whole life trying to figure out the truth and the only way we'll find out what it is, is to get hit by a bus. And the only comfort that religion offers is that God is driving that bus.
John Ryman
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
Lafcadio Hearn
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I'll speak for her. We just heard Principal Turner read a list of Erica's accomplishments. I could try to do that for Brooke, but it would be kind of a short speech... As you know, Brooke's probably one of the most popular people in school. Something I'm definitely not... and yet, she's my friend. She never cared what clique I was part of, the kinds of clothes I wore or... the fact that I have to ride the bus... She looked past that stuff. And when you think about it, isn't that what we want in our president; someone who can see past the superficial differences and bring us together? This year, Brooke's had her share of ups and downs... just like all of us. But most of you never saw it, 'cuz even when life got hard, Brooke never let it in. She was just...Brooke; tough, smart, one of a kind... And I don't know about you but those are things that I look for in a leader. Brooke Davis is my friend. But that's not why I'm voting for her. I'm voting for her because of her heart... and her sp
Mouth McFadden
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Well, since 'double-0's' have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.
James Bond
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Life's too short-- too short to live it as a bad person.
Peyton Sawyer
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