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Sick Flu Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Sick Flu Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.
Michael Burgess
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You give me butterflies heart skipping one two. I know you're sick boy I wanna get the flu.
Unknown
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The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.
Thaksin Shinawatra
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I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.
Unknown
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I'm sick of school, I'm sick of drama, I'm sick of feelings, I'm sick of trying, I'm sick of stress, I'm sick of fake people, I'm sick of everything.
Unknown
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Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.
Unknown
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I'm sick of my job, I'm sick of my boss. I'm sick of myself and I'm sick of my thoughts. I'm sick of this drink and I'm sick of this weed. It keeps me hurlin' and down on my knees.
Gorilla Zoe
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Sick of people, sick of family, sick of relationships, sick of myself, sick of life, sick of living.
Unknown
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I'm sick of this house, I'm sick of me, I'm sick of my body, I'm sick of my face, I'm sick of this place, I'm sick of everything, I'm just done.
Unknown
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I'm sick of having to catch my breath every time I see you, I'm sick of falling on my a.. from being weak in the knees, I'm sick of falling for you and you not catching me, I'm sick of feeling scared to tell you how I feel, I'm sick of not falling asleep in your arms, I'm sick of not being the girl you point your friends out to, I'm sick of not being able to love you
Unknown
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I'm sick of hurting. Sick of crying. Sick of not being good enough. Sick of hating myself. Sick of being alone.
Unknown
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Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.
Terry Eagleton
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The thought of a brand new week just makes me feel so sick. Sick of school, sick of routines, sick of life .
Unknown
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The world we live in has become a joke! Sick shallow minded people craving attention in the wrong way!
Unknown
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I'm sick of being lied to. I'm sick of being second to someone. I'm sick of people playing with my head. I'm sick of everything
Unknown
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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I'm sick of ni...s lying, I'm sick of bi...es hawking. Matter of fact, I'm sick of talking.
Biggie Smalls
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I am so sick of this. I am so sick of feeling hopeless, so sick of loving you so entirely, without anything in return.
Unknown
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I confess that I feel so tired and sick of everything. Sick of school and sick of being alone.
Unknown
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