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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from Take 4 with my line from Take 1 with my next line from Take 7, and then the timing that I was trying to do does not come across.
Neil Patrick Harris
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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On the basis of Lorentz's theory, if we limit ourselves to a single spectral line, it suffices to assume that each atom (or molecule) contains a single moving electron.
Pieter Zeeman
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When you're single, all you see are happy couples. When you're committed, all you see are happy singles.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
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I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
Terry Mark
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
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Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
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Single and ready to mingle? That's just another way to say I'm desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes.
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Because I'm single I don't have to change my life because someone else has jealousy issues.
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Single means the cute secretary is fair game.
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Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito when you are single.
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Im single, I don't have to use the headache excuse anymore.
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I asked my boyfriend if he already knows what he's going to be for Halloween. He replied: "Single."
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Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of thing.
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If you are single you don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.
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Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
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Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single."
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