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Sir Clive Woodt Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Oh, of course, I did this movie, Sahara, and all the Clive Cussler nerds were on the boards for months beforehand talking about how wrong the casting was. And how sure they were gonna mess up Clive Cussler's masterpiece. Well, you read Sahara and it is a piece of crap action movie. They just tried to take some action sequences and get some good actors in there and have a little fun with it. You can't listen to them.
Rainn Wilson
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I hadn't even watched '24' before, and the audition was kind of far away. When I got the material, there wasn't a character yet, so it almost seemed like an assistant to Jack Bauer saying, 'Yes, sir. No, sir.'
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Nobody's ever called me Sir Richard. Occasionally in America, I hear people saying Sir Richard and think there's some Shakespearean play taking place. But nowhere else anyway.
Richard Branson
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Patience is a flatterer, sir and an ass, sir
Aphra Behn
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
Unknown
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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