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Sleeping For 5 Min Quotes & Sayings
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Ja min kuk �r ute ocks�
Basshunter
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Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team.
Fall Out Boy
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I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.
Ben Stein
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Jag har min Rulti redo
Basshunter
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Up all night with the lil man again but I enjoy every min of it, he almost peed in my face today.
Kendra Wilkinson
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Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.
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The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure. I love sleeping so much that I could do it 12 hours a day if I didn`t have to turn on the alarm clock...and still, sometimes.
Christian Bale
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If it takes you longer than like 5-10 min to do your makeup you're wearing too much makeup.
Unknown
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I just hate sleeping alone, I hate sleeping alone. So shes here and were both so throwed.
Drake
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As a girl, you're supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin?
Ellen Page
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.
Johnny Depp
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Some people who take sleep aids may actually have a serious sleep disorder that the sleeping pills could be masking. By far, the most people we see are those who cant stay awake during the day, and thats usually because they arent sleeping well at night or cant get to sleep because of insomnia.
John Ancy
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I soon found that wit, like every other power, has its boundaries; that its success depends upon the aptitude of others to receive impressions; and that as some bodies, indissoluble by heat, can set the furnace and crucible at defiance, there are min
Samuel Johnson
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Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.
Kim Collins
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A butch talks dirty to a women and its s..ual harassement. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.
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Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Unknown
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In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with.
Susan Sarandon
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