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Smoking Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
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It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
Mark Twain
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I know you think you hot, but you really not boy you must be smoking crack, I'm just smoking pot.
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Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.
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Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.
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I'm rolling, I'm smoking, they burning for hours and if it's fine, I'm smoking the whole thing entire.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
Wendy Liebman
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
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I was a militant smoker, and in my case, I think I particularly used smoking because what I felt was a kind of politically correct big brother assault on smoking.
Joe Eszterhas
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Everybody smoking papers, nobody smoking blunts. bi...es rolling weed and my ni...s fu..ed up yeaaaaaaaaa its a partyyyyyyyy, oh, its a party.
Wiz Khalifa
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
Barbara Kelly
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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
Barbara Kelly
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What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke converges, creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future, that future. -Saul
Pineapple Express
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Cigarettes. I managed to give them up for a year and a half but they just lured me back, but then I managed to throw them away again this morning. And now there's no smoking in New York, no smoking in the bars. There's nowhere to smoke anymore, so maybe that'll stop me.
Rachel Weisz
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The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
Edith Zittler
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I have a lot of friends who have wanted to specifically quit smoking marijuana because they felt that it was having a negative effect on their lives, and I absolutely supported them doing so. Then I have other friends who I've coerced into smoking because I thought it would be great for them.
Alanis Morissette
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