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Son: Dad Whats Between Moms Legs Quotes & Sayings
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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'Dad, how does it feel having the best son in the world?' I don't know, ask your grandfather...
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Steve: I can't believe you muscled out your own son. You stink, dad. Stan: Oh, come on, what's more important, your hopes and dreams, or me making more than your mother?!
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Id advise you to step, son before I fu.. your moms, make you my stepson.
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Even if I married your moms, you still wouldn't step son.
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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
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DAD - A son's first hero. A daughters first love.
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My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound closed-minded and uptight, but let's face it, no dad wants his son to be gay. Not only do you get no grandkids, but I'm sure high school is no picnic for a fifteen-year-old gay boy. On the other hand, maybe I'm just viewing this through the bifocals of an old heteros..ual dude. The way things are going, my son will probably get his a.. kicked for not being gay. 'Carolla thinks he's too good to suck cock. Come on boys, lets get him.
Adam Carolla
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Whats next? National mom and dad still married day? fu.. the world.
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Whats minnie without micky, whats tigger without pooh, whats me with out you?
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
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Whats Minnie without Mickey, whats Tigger without Pooh? Whats Patrick without Spongebob, and whats me without you?
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Isn't life so strange? You don't know whats real and what isn't. What there and whats not. Whats right or whats wrong. This isn't heaven and this isn't hell.. it's just someplace in-between
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Happy Mothers Day to all moms, grannies, great grannies, step moms, foster moms, and those who lost their mom. Moms are priceless!
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DAD: A son's first HERO and daughter's first LOVE.
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My little son, Atticus, desperately needs his dad and I haven't been there for him... and that's sad.
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Theres difference between moms who party & moms who have a night off every once in awhile to go out w/ her friends.Don't label them the same.
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I think my legs are my favorite body part. My mom has really nice, long legs that are skinny. Im short, though, like 53³, but I have such long legs that people think Im taller.
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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.
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My kids are not that interested in my movie career, by the way. My son, in particular, never talks about it. He just wants me as his dad.
Hugh Jackman
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