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Steve Harvey Dating Ad Quotes & Sayings
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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Weezy gon ball, bald like Steve Harvey.
Lil Wayne
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Steve Harvey
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God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.
Steve Harvey
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Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
Steve Harvey
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My mother raised me in the church. I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday; there was no option. I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.
Steve Harvey
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Even people who work with me don�t know who I�m dating. I just don�t talk about it so that I won�t implicate others. Just because they�re dating someone famous doesn�t mean they have to lose their privacy. But am I involved? Yes. It�s nice to be wanted romantically, to be desired and, right now, I am.
Pedro Almodovar
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A lot of times God will present you with a blessing and a plan, but if you don't act on it, it'll go away.
Steve Harvey
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God blesses you to become a blessing. When he gives you a gift, it's because he trusts you with it. He hopes you turn around and do something powerful with it.
Steve Harvey
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I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.
Steve Harvey
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Faith without work is dead.
Steve Harvey
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Hollywood is run by people who sit up in their executive office, who are not connected to Mississippi, Alabama, Chicago, South Carolina. They know nothing about that, they don't go to church, and they make their decisions about what they think is right.
Steve Harvey
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The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh.
Steve Albini
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I made the film in spite of Harvey, not because of Harvey.
Daniel Day-Lewis
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now be called Steves. (Shift to a classroom scene) Boy 1: (To another boy) Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in? Boy 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve. Teacher: (To class) So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve. Girl: Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
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I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.
Rip Taylor
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
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Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.
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You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags.
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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Judy Tenuta
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