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They Can Crack Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
Tina Fey
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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
Bernhard Langer
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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Track gotta be parapherna.l Tryna hold crack for me. Enough pressure on the game make it crack for me. I love the rock but I gotta take a crack for me.
Stack Bundles
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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
Madea
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.
Seann William Scott
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Addicts arise, when I arrive In this crack crack fag back slap in disguise. Fat sack of knives in the passenger side, bi... Reach for the door, get your access denied.
Tyler The Creator
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If I wasn't in the rap game. I'd probably have a key (kilo) knee-deep in the crack game. Because the the streets is a short stop. Either you're slinging crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot.
Biggie Smalls
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Well, I'm black now. So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs. I dunno how I'm supposed to pay the bills... Probably have to start selling crack. Or rapping. Or rapping about selling crack. -Uncle Ruckus
Boondocks
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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