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Tip The Bartendertip The Bartenderp The Bartender Quotes & Sayings
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They always lost but he didn't blame me because to a gambler, a bad tip is better than no tip at all.
Phil Silvers
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Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Dwight Schrute
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I'm a good tipper, depending on the service. I tip based on whether they did the little things like re-fill my glass. If they're bad I won't tip, just to prove a point.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Our hope, and it's a sad hope, is that... well, I mean we need a tip. That's why we have such a big reward. We just hope that someone is holding her for her child and that we can, you know, get her back with a tip.
Scott Peterson
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Driving a cab is not really a nurturing type of relationship. You take people and they tip you, they may not tip you, you don't know their names, they don't care about you, you don't care about them.
Pam Grier
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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Unknown
18 Likes
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You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
Don Marquis
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I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.
Jonathan Frid
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Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control for me. It's like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender.
Carre Otis
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was. Then I started thinking about how cool it was.
Brandon Routh
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Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bi...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Bartender, please fill my glass for me with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after three days in the ground.
Simon And Garfunkel
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Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.
Anchorman
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We could get Love Drunk together, tell the bartender Two shots of Forever.
Unknown
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
Al McGuire
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
Al McGuire
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Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by kelsey].
Archie Bunker
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