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Tornado Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Tornado Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Today, the technology is there to give early and normally ample warning when a powerful tornado approaches. When a tornado strikes, all of us are at risk.
Spencer Bachus
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The biggest challenge has been simulating a tornado with wind machines and dirt and debris. Right when you walk on the set, you feel the energy of a tornado. But the hardest thing is trying to get dialogue out in all of that.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
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The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects, pathetic fake buildings, and childish tricks which the crowd pretends to be taken in by to avoid feeling too disappointed. Ghost towns, ghost people. The whole place has the same air of obsolescence about it as Sunset or Hollywood Boulevard.
Jean Baudrillard
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Liz is a tornado when you unleash her.
Chris Pine
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Stiletto so fuego, she got her own label and got us all doing the tornado.
Baby Bash
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You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring s.. tornado. -Co-Anchor
Blades Of Glory
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Threw the roof off this bi... like we just had a tornado. Desert Eagles, they twins, I call em Cain and Abel.
Young Jeezy
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Tornado's during spring time, massive drought, two hurricanes in 2 years in the North east and you are telling me there is no Global warming???
Unknown
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Fanatics in power and the funnel of a tornado have this in common - the narrow path in which they move is marked by violence and destruction
Oscar Ostlund
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I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their house have wheels.
George Lopez
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My grandmother was the greatest cook in the world. She could just go in there, the whole kitchen would look like a tornado hit it and then she'd come out with the best food. Then she'd sit at the table and she wouldn't eat!
Edie Brickell
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The best word I could use to describe him is a 'tornado.' He ripped through my life destroying my relationships, my self-esteem, my confidence and I constantly felt anxious, depressed and sometimes downright crazy.
Unknown
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In 2003, I introduced and passed The Tornado Shelters Act, which allows local governments to use Community Development Block Grant funds to construct storm shelters in manufactured housing communities.
Spencer Bachus
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I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.
Snooki
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There is nothing you can do about life. Life doesn't wield to our command, nor does it change for our self interest. No tornado will stop because we want it to, mother nature is brutal and she will do as she pleases.
Jeremy Limn
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects, pathetic fake buildings, and childish tricks which the crowd pretends to be taken in by to avoid feeling too disappointed. Ghost towns, ghost people. The whole place has the same air of obsolescence about it as Sunset or Hollywood Boulevard.
Jean Baudrillard
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