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Twitter Makes Me Want To Have Drinks Quotes & Sayings
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Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
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I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly said on Twitter before I was even on Twitter. So then I had to get on Twitter to say: 'This is me. I'm on Twitter. If there's somebody else saying that they're me on Twitter, they're not.'
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I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
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Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met.
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Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important.
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Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.
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Twitter makes you improve your writing, The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point.
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I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account.
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Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.
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99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% I'm usually asleep.
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Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
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Some peckerhead accused me if using Twitter to draw attention to myself. Isn't that why everyone uses Twitter?
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Im real and I hope some of my followers are too.
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Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me.
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Im not smart. I just wear glasses.
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