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Unemployed Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
Jesse Jackson
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There's only two givens with choosing acting as a profession: one is you will always be unemployed, always, and it doesn't matter how much money you make, you're still always going to be unemployed; and that you have no power.
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Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed.
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Look at the Palestinians with the huge, huge percentage of unemployed. What does that breed? Anyone who's unemployed in the world, you feel there's no meaning and there's a risk that you drift over to something desperate. Yes, we have to tackle the social problems as well.
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I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
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When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
Jesse Jackson
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Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.
Charles Baxter
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I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed.
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Erma Bombeck
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
Craig Bruce
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What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.
Angela Davis
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I'm also unemployed.
Mitt Romney
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I'm gonna be unemployed when people read this. Ha.
Marlee Matlin
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Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
John McEnroe
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I'm an unemployed teacher right now and I'm looking for a place to teach.
Bobby Knight
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It was scary, and I knew what it was like to be an unemployed actress again.
Hunter Tylo
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I and haven't been unemployed for 20 years. I'm an exception to the rule.
Denzel Washington
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Haters hate because they doubt you. But being a hater is a job and they're unemployed without you
Drea M
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Haters hate because they doubt you. But being a hater is a job and they're unemployed without you
Drea M
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