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Visitor Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The point of writing my name to you is that I see who you are, you see who I am... and that's what it's about.
Nana Visitor
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Now I'm going to put my eyelashes on and stretch my legs out and do a show.
Nana Visitor
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'
William S Burroughs
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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Fred Allen
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I don't belong on this earth. I always feel out of place - like a visitor.
Hattie McDaniel
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I don't get what my signature is supposed to mean if we haven't had some kind of exchange.
Nana Visitor
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A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.
Herbert V Prochnow
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Yesterday I had a Shaker visitor, and to-day a Catholic; and the more I see and hear, the less do I care about church doctrines.
Maria Mitchell
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Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. Its the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.
Chelsea Handler
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If you'd lose a troublesome Visitor, lend him Money.
Benjamin Franklin
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Love is a uninvited visitor. It never tells when it's coming and when it's leaving.
Hammody Ali
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A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.
Herbert Prochnow
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As a regent, I hope to bring that important perspective of a typical family visitor in combination with my background as a Member of Congress and a proponent of the Smithsonian's efforts to reach all Americans.
Xavier Becerra
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There is an atmosphere about the picture theatre that speaks of entertainment and relaxation. The charming surroundings, good music, and the fact that each visitor is determined to enjoy a few hours of holiday all exert an influence on the mind.
Ivor Novello
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I would love to have seen a male-female relationship that had nothing to do with falling in love, I'd love to prove, even on TV - even if it's not true! - that men and women can be friends without any kind of involvement.
Nana Visitor
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In a sense I feel very much a part of the cinema now in a way where when I come back to the theater now I feel like a visitor. The cinema is really what I enjoy. I want to do more independent movies.
Brian Cox
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In 2003, Congress authorized the construction of a visitor center for the Vietnam Memorial to help provide information and educate the public about the memorial and the Vietnam War.
Dennis Cardoza
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Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain.
Christopher Morley
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Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain.
Christopher Morley
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