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When Kids Hit 1 Year Oldu Quotes & Sayings
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I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in the world that you're allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They're the most vulnerable and they're the most destroyed by being hit, but it's totally OK to hit them. And they're the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fu..ing will put you in jail for that shit.
Louis CK
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When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp
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When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'
Johnny Depp
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When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'
Johnny Depp
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This year is the first year I havent got hit in the head with a bottle, so you know I complained to the crowd 'look if your gonna throw a bottle, throw it right! follow in my footsteps, if your gonna hit someone with a bottle, fu..ing hit them'.
Oliver Sykes
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Tony the Tiger trying to peer pressure kids into smoking a weed; 'Come on kids hit the joint, it's GRRRRRRREAT!!!'
Unknown
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They're hit writers. They're gonna write me a hit whether I wanted it or not you know? I could have put out a single a year ago with the Neptunes and maybe been writing now on top but that was not the path that I chose.
Willa Ford
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By my third year of Law and Order, I was climbing the walls. But you don't leave a hit show, especially when you have a five-year contract.
Chris Noth
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Last year she believed that gifts come from the North Pole. And this year she knows that they really come from the heart.
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I spent a whole year when I was injured just trying to get my arm back to the point where I could hit a tennis ball for more than 30 minutes a day. I'd hit for 15 minutes and it would feel as if my arm was going to fall off.
Maria Sharapova
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Last year I had to put my city back on the map, This year we goin hit em right back with a slap.
Slim Thug
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I got picked on a lot in elementary school until my father told me to hit back...I never picked on kids but after that incident, I never let anyone mess with me again... In high school I was the jock that defended the skater kids from the other jocks that picked on them...so I was actually kind of the 'Anti-Flash.'
Joe Manganiello
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My stepfather was a psychoanalyst. You might think he'd have known better than to hit kids.
Chevy Chase
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A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
Jimmy Fallon
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It's very warm there, so we were outdoors all the time. The local people had programs for us year-round, where as kids we had the opportunity to play football, basketball, baseball, track and field - we just went from one sport to the next, year-round.
Rafer Johnson
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As the sun of the old year sets down for a new sunrise of the New Year, hope you also forget all the negativities of last year for positivities of the New Year. Wish you a happy New Year 2014.
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I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fu.. up I will just hit them all at once.
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The third year of MASH was when I realized I was a hit.
Jamie Farr
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My two boys were the same ages as the kids in the show. In real life or in between the breaks I was raising two kids off camera who were not unlike the two kids who were being paid to be my kids.
Alan Thicke
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling
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