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Witty Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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