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Witty Funny I Do Make Some Quotes & Sayings
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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer.
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Your wits make others witty.
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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtile; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make a display of none in public and about whom no one can affirm they have a single one. There is something supple and secret about them. Besides, their perversity gives spice to their most innocent occupations, such as taking a walk in the garden at night.
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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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If life gives you lemons don't make a fu..ing lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life hard.
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No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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Let's have some new cliches.
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