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It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.
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Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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The best time to make friends is before you need them.
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That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it.
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Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.
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You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
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Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.
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The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
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Its funny how love is. It can build you - make you feel whole. But it can also rip you apart into small irrepairable pieces if you allow it.
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot
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