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Woke Up Ugly Quotes & Sayings
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
Muhammad Ali
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Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!
Hank Moody
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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Never ever get into fights with ugly people. They have literally and figuratively nothing to lose!
Unknown
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The worst of my actions or conditions seem not so ugly unto me as I find it both ugly and base not to dare to avouch for them.
Michel De Montaigne
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If she calls you ugly.. She thinks you're fu..ing s..y. ;)
Emilio Vasquez
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
Rodney Dangerfield
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I might be ugly, but my cars are real pretty.
Gucci Mane
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I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad and the ugly. Ugly
Oliver North
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What motivates me in art is the ugly and beautiful nature of the truth. It has to be truthful and honest, even if it is ugly and grotesque.
Corin Nemec
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
Unknown
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Never insult those who are Poor or Ugly,They are the reason YOU look rich and good!
Abhishek Tiwari
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The ugly is very appealing to man. It's instinct. One shrinks from the ugly, yet wants to look at it. There's a devilish fascination in it. We extract pleasure from horror.
Sonya Levien
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Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly.
Kylie Bax
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Having s.. with an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know your gonna enjoy it but for f*cks sake just dont look down.
Unknown
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No offense to ugly women but I need a pretty face. If you skinny or eat plenty it don't matter either way.
Jae Millz
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A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly.
Thomas Hardy
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