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Xh Com Xh Comh Cop Short Status Quotes & Sayings
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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I'm the type a ni... cop a Rolly, cop a Benz, cop a two. Then wear it all to Church, ni... Hallelu.
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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
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That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID & BE COOL."
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The Worst Feeling: Seeing a cop car make a u-turn behind you.
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
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Well wishers to my opposition. You ni...s probably cop a plea before you cop a pistol.
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Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a feel.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy.
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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to say yes. -Heidi
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I think that one of the strengths of Cop Shoot Cop lay in the different, and at times, clashing personalities, Ideally, I want to have both ways of working in my life.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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I've never been a cop nor hope to be a cop, thanks.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.
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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
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Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool? Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.
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Hit a punk in the back with a pump in the back, till he's off balance. And I'm back in the front of the front of the future when you are mentioning talent. And I'm in the back in the back of the block with a cop wanna cop anybody's allowance.
Kendrick Lamar
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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