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Funny Quotes About Intelligence
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20 Funny quotes tagged with Intelligence.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Tina Fey
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Unknown
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Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE HEAD on their SHOULDERS!
Ginger Gibson
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Unknown
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INTELLIGENCE is like underwear...It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off.
Unknown
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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
Anonymous
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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
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Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Unknown
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An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Edgar Wallace
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Mark Twain
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Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
John Alexander Thom
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He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.
TSEliot
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler
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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken sh.. and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.
Stephen Fry
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
Ricky Gervais
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I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.
Phil Donahue
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It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
Albert Einstein
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