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2 Faced Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Being nice to people you don't like isn't called two-faced... it's called growing up.
Bernajoy Vaal
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Two faced people say nice things about you to your face, then tell others nasty things about you when your not around.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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I hate it when someone is only nice because they want something.
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I hate two faced people, it makes it harder for me to decide which side to slap first...
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The best way to stand out is the stop trying to fit in. I'd rather be a square than have a circle full of fake friends.
Unknown
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Fake friends are no different than shadows, they stick around during your brightest moments, but disappear during your darkest hours.
Unknown
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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When people are two Faced, the only thing you'll know for sure is that you can't trust either of them.
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Fake people are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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There's a difference between being two faced, and not liking someone yet still having respect for them.
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Two faced females, it's like the devil in disguise.
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his faced lost all expression.
Kenny Rogers
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I was faced more with apathy than opposition.
Adrian Cronauer
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Reality in our century is not something to be faced.
Graham Greene
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
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