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4th Of July Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Dear math, grow up and solve your own stupid problems I'm sick and tired of doing it for you!
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. You see the trouble is he's very old fashioned. When he gives you an injection you have to bite on a bullet.
Les Dawson
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I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
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I grew up as the ugly duckling. I was the only one with a dark skin and therefor I didn't really fit in. A lot of people made jokes of me as 'the adopted one.'
Eva Longoria
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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
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I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
Matt Groening
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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
Nikhil Saluja
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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