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60th Birthday Funny Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When I was born I was so surprised I didnt talk for a year and a half.
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This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesnt show its age.
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Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if you forget their birthday.
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21 is the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you were in such a hurry to get here.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Once you hit forty you start adding letters I'm 39A this year
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Remember at the end of the night that giant margrita with a worm in it...is a tolet!!
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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Dear, eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. DO YOUR JOB.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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It's your birthday! This significance of this day is beyond just your birthday. It is a celebration of someone that is loved and greatly admired. Happy 65th Birthday!
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Youre not 40, youre eighteen with 22 years experience.
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