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A Hen Is Only An Eggs Way Of Making Another Egg Quotes & Sayings
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C S Lewis
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You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde
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I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.
H L Mencken
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An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow
Benjamin Franklin
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It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
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Today's egg is better than tomorrow's hen
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It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
Margaret Thatcher
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A Royal Commission is a broody hen sitting on a china egg.
Michael Foot
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The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.
Fisher Ames
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain
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We couldn't afford plastic Easter eggs as a kid, so we dyed the real ones. After a few weeks, you kinda get used to pink egg salad. I miss it.
Olivia Munn
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My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of those every morning. I eat more eggs than anyone I know. How can you not love eggs? It's our birthright.
Chevy Chase
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already.
Charles Spurgeon
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I'm a genius, take notes, I'll split your egg to the egg yolk. I'll be dead before I be dead broke. Still burn money, my bread toast.
Lil Wayne
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Dave Barry
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