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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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Almost all your photos that you uploaded on Facebook are all modified in Photoshop. bi...! are you sure you ain't a monster in real life? ...alah
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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While it was occasionally done here or there, nobody else had a figurehead like Walt doing it. Jack Warner wasn't on TV. Walt was the boss, but he had a real public profile and he used it to his advantage. And he became a household face.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's been doing all along...
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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This weird thing happens when you're in a movie that has some level of success. People start offering you all kinds of things, and they just expect you to do them because they'll be good for your career. It's not about the project's integrity or anything like that. It's about raising your profile and all that crap.
Kristen Stewart
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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
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Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers?
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Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in 'Updating' their own.
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Every time I see an awesome picture I double click it. I keep double clicking it until I remember I'm on Facebook not on instagram.
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