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Adult Nasty Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Forty is the line of demarcation that says you're an adult now. You're an adult, so don't pretend you're a kid anymore.
Paul Feig
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Make it nasty, make it nasty. Drop drop it on the bi... make it nasty.
Tyga
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
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People always tell me, 'Don't work so much', but I can't help it. I feel like all the things I've done are important to get to this adult stage and now I'm getting all these adult offers, so it's working.
Kirsten Dunst
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When a child hits a child, we call it aggression. When a child hits an adult, we call it hostility. When an adult hits an adult, we call it assault. When an adult hits a child, we call it discipline.
Haim G Ginott
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
Unknown
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
Unknown
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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I think she is rude....and maybe she thinks because she doesn't have a relationship wtih her own mother that she can take it out on other people's mothers. But I'm not the one." She added, "She called me nasty...we are not the same age. She needs to call me Miss Nasty or Miss Jones....And when I see her.....it's a bad bad day.
Mama Jones
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
Unknown
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Being nice to someone you would rather slap isn't being fake...it's just sucking it up and acting like an adult.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
Unknown
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
Unknown
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