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Alarm Clock Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I slept pass my alarm this morning so my mom came upstairs to wake me up and I said no. I hate school. I'm tired, put me on welfare.
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Herds of people choosing arms, keeps us all in mass alarm. Murder movies make your day, living in the USA.
The Cars
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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Instead of generating either unnecessary alarm or a false sense of security regarding these fundamental issues, the best course is to empower people with the truth.
Dick Thornburgh
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Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.
Michael Nelson
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I've gotten really good at waking myself up. In the past, I would always be late for stuff and people would get mad at me, so I had to change that. Now I set my alarm on my phone and make sure I wake up.
Nick Jonas
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To be effective the preacher's message must be alive; it must alarm, arouse, challenge; it must be God's present voice to a particular people.
AW Tozer
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We have closely monitored the ups and downs of recruiting and retention trends for many years and have been quick to sound the alarm when challenges came into view.
John M McHugh
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We had not seen any natives for many days, but a few passed the camp on the opposite side of the river on the evening of the 25th. They would not, however, come to us; but fled into the interior in great apparent alarm.
Charles Sturt
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All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.
Gore Vidal
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I have always secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school.
Unknown
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
Unknown
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
Unknown
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Insecurity is an internal alarm that reveals youre trusting in something that could be taken from you.
Unknown
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Speak of change, and the world is in alarm. And yet where do we not see change?
Francis Wright
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If the markets had behaved badly, that would obviously add to people's sense of alarm... but there has been a lot of reassurance coming, particularly in the way the Brits handled all this. There seems to be no great fear that something like that is going to happen here.
Brit Hume
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To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a very nice fellow, who is unusually grateful for something I wrote about him and his men. They are going to do the Still Alarm act for me.
Richard H Davis
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For these cultures, getting rid of the pain without addressing the deeper cause would be like shutting off a fire alarm while the fire's still going.
David Foster Wallace
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Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's.
Unknown
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Smith
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