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Alarm Clock Joke Quotes & Sayings
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My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.
Ian Fleming
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I like to know where I'm going to be at seven o'clock.
Andrea Martin
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Well, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Bugs Bunny
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Nine o' clock, the radio's the only light.
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Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarm to wake up... That's called hope.
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If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Elizabeth Bowen
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Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
Sam Levenson
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I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Henny Youngman
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The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
Wilson Mizner
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No clock is more regular than the belly.
Francois Rabelais
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They took away time, and they gave us the clock.
Abdullah Ibrahim
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I've got two kids, I'm in bed by nine o'clock.
Mark Wahlberg
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The clock is ticking down, it's the final round.
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They say time is of the essence, well what if that clock is wrong.
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The clock is ticking down, it's the final round.
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I got the biggest clock in the band.
Ryan Ross
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We'll make the clock stop.
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Around the clock to my surprise Rosie never stops.
ACDC
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Smartphones has already replaced camera, calendars, notebooks, alarm clocks etc in our life, don't let them replace you in your family.
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Ring the alarm man, call me the sandman. When I drop beats I'm the one man band man.
Swizz Beatz
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