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As Useless As Tits On A Hog Quotes & Sayings
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Pa, he always said a man had to look spry for himself, because nobody would do it for him; your opportunities didn't come knocking around, you had to hunt them down and hog-time them.
Louis L'Amour
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Just saying. If the ground hog sees his shadows on Feb. 2, I'll make a hat and scarf out of his fur.
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Have my mind moving faster than that hog in the hedges welcome to the dark recesses where I keep my bars like bath tub ledges.
Lupe Fiasco
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Feminists: Have got it all wrong,men don't 'see ALL women as s.. objects'. Just the ones with nice tits and asses! Stay thirsty my friends!
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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.
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An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from.
Timothy Dexter
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A damn independent boy; independent as a hog on ice.
Sam Rayburn
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You can't use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take a stick and hit him on the snout!
Henry Brooks Adams
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I'm not really a Jew; just Jew-ish, not the whole hog.
Jonathan Miller
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When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Louis CK
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I don't need Prada to show you I'm rich. Pulling out the llama like 'Show me your tits.' Keep crying cause I still ain't over my bi....
Mac Miller
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Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.
Kenny Powers
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I went whole hog at the actor's lifestyle - really embraced it. I had by then known how much I loved acting already, because I discovered acting from a teacher in the seminary - that's the first place I ever did it, in the seminary.
Peter Jurasik
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By giving the public a rich and full melody, distinctly arranged and well played, all the time creating new tone colors and patterns, I feel we have a better chance of being successful. I want a kick to my band, but I don't want the rhythm to hog the spotlight.
Glenn Miller
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Sorry no one wanted to see your tits at Mardi Gras.
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Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins.. All the pig's feet...All the collard greens...All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins...I like pigs feet. -Mr. Jones
Friday
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Louis CK
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I'm useless,but not for long
Gorillaz
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'He means well' is useless unless he does well.
Plautus
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Youre about as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay.'
Unknown
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