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Average Dog Is Nicer Quotes & Sayings
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
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I've always said when I broke in I was an average player. I had an average arm, average speed and definitely an average bat. I am still average in all of those.
Brooks Robinson
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I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.
Hugh Leonard
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The press always ends up being much nicer than I expect. A lot of times they say something snarky about you, but then you meet them in person and they couldn't be nicer.
Josh Schwartz
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A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
Haitian Farmer
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Cathy Guisewite
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M Schulz
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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A friend is a friend and a dog is a dog. A friend will never be a dog, but a dog won't ever quit being a friend.
Jean Paul Malfatti
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I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die...it's a major offence.
Clive Barker
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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
Jay Leno
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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average, hey, let's get a pizza!
Jay Leno
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
Unknown
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I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.
John Mahoney
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In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland
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If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
Marjorie Garber
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As Good As It Gets, I turned that down...but it was for a very good reason. They had this adorable dog in it, but in one scene the guys goes down the hall and puts the dog down the rubbish chute. Of course it lands on some cushions and it's fine, but I didn't want to set that example, because you never know what nuts or kids will see it and think I can do that. The director said, 'The dog's fine, the dog's fine!'. But I said, 'I just can't do that'. Of course the film was a tremendous hit, but I didn't regret turning it down.
Betty White
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
Jacqueline Bisset
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You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.
Unknown
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An adultress passed by a dog at a well; and the dog was holding out his tongue from thirst, which was near killing him, and the woman drew off her boot, and tied it to the end of her garment, and drew water for the dog, and gave him to drink; and she was forgiven for that act.
Muhammad
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