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Banana Skin Quotes & Sayings
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
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All I know is that I want to be able to enjoy being a mom. Doing all the things moms get to do, outside in the sun, in the world. The career will have to wait for a bit. I dont want to step into that world until I can find out what room I left my armour in. You need tough skin to be in this business. I dont have tough skin right now and I dont want it.
Sandra Bullock
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When I was a kid, we said that we were precluded from going to certain neighborhoods because of the color of our skin Now the neighborhoods are the neighborhoods of ideas, youre not supposed to be there because of the color of your skin.
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My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.
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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
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Thumb wrestling champ in 52 states. Banana split stealer. I also help entrepreneurs grow their businesses while working less.
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Monkey ni... better not slip, feed yo a.. banana clips, yea I'll bust yo head gasket and leave you with an arm drip.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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I've always loved those Yazoo banana milkshakes. Alcoholic drink depends on what mood you're in, doesn't it? Absinthe does make the heart grow fonder.
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Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
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I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
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I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
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Monkey see monkey do, banana clips. Shoot at them ni...s, no camera glitch.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
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When I was a kid, we said that we were precluded from going to certain neighborhoods because of the color of our skin¦ Now the neighborhoods are the neighborhoods of ideas, youre not supposed to be there because ¦ of the color of your skin.
Clarence Thomas
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Gouge out, your eyes, pull your, heart to the floor, with my heart my skin my kiss, stand back drop to your knees, I'll stand back as you bleed, my heart my skin my kiss.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop...
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Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
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