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Bank Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Eric Cartman
6 Likes
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Problem with being short....Not pulling up close enough to ATM, the bank line, drive up anything really.
Unknown
3 Likes
And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.
Dan Aykroyd
1 Likes
Any general statement is like a check drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.
Ezra Pound
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.
Steven Wright
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Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries.
Unknown
15 Likes
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bi... you're bank fraud, Bernie Madoff Educate y'all. Then erase y'all.
Mac Miller
3 Likes
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
Warren Beatty
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The taste of people with large bank accounts tends not to be on the cutting edge.
Paul Goldberger
1 Likes
Im still the same me, same clique, the same hood, the same bi... I came up, my bank up, but I stack that like I aint rich.
Big Sean
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Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success.
Lydia Lunch
1 Likes
A good idea plus capable men cannot fail; it is better than money in the bank.
John Berry
7 Likes
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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You can easily die racing to cover a bank robbery as you can in a war zone.
Jessica Savitch
1 Likes
I saw a bank of white light, and then I saw all my beloved animals. For a moment I stepped out of my body.
Roy Horn
1 Likes
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Hallways, choppa boys everyday. Spend your bank full of hundred B's in your face.
Birdman
11 Likes
I got white galore, So, my money comin more, Bank America know, my accounts are offshore, Why have a girlfriend when I can have yours?
Ya Boy
2 Likes
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.
Josh Billings
0 Likes
The poet laureate of England talked about murdering Jews on the West Bank.
Steven T Katz
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My section is important, my new car is imported. My bank is enormous, we so loud it's distorted.
Wiz Khalifa
122 Likes
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