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Be A Father Not A Sperm Don Quotes & Sayings
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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It's rare you see a single father,..that's why I show my appreciation to the ones that are! Single father's don't get enough credit.
Unknown
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I drank for about 25 years getting over the loss of my father and I took the anger out on myself. I did a good job at beating myself up at sometimes. I don't drink anymore but my alcoholic head occasionally says different. 'Nil By Mouth' was a love letter to my father because I needed to resolve some issues in order to be able to forgive him.
Gary Oldman
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Jim Valvano
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My father was a sea captain, so was his father, and his father before him, and all my uncles. My mother's people all followed the sea. I suppose that if I had been born a few years earlier, I would have had my own ship.
Joseph C Lincoln
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Dad, now that I'm older, I have a better idea of everything you did for me when I was growing up. You worked so hard to make sure I was happy and healthy and had everything I needed... I don't think I'll ever be able to thank you enough for all you've done for me, but, today and always, please know how truly grateful I am.
Unknown
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My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father would tell a very, very long story, and the punch line would be in Yiddish.
Stephen Greenblatt
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Becoming a father is easy; being a father is hard. But the most demanding job is the most rewarding. Happy Father's Day!
Unknown
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
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Both my mother and father were very supportive of any career move any of us wanted to make...The nice thing about my father is that he spent a lot of time with his children. We had a good time with my father.
James Gandolfini
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A FATHER should be his son's first hero, and his daughters first love...
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Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law.
Don Baylor
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
Snooki
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People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.
Michelle Rodriguez
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I met Roy's father once... And I think that Roy's relationship with his father is still at the heart of what Roy does. But at the end of the day, he's trying to prove himself to a father he'll never really please.
Jim Lampley
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I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
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On this father's day, I wish to tell you that I feel blessed and lucky to have a father like you. Happy Father's day.
Unknown
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