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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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It's difficult being a child actor. I don't think everything beautiful has to be exploited. Some things can be beautiful and left beautiful.
Rick Schroder
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You've got a beautiful country with so many beautiful people and so many beautiful things happening and stuff like that lets it down. I feel sad for them.
Robbie Williams
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Being beautiful is not in the way you dress nor on the pigments you put in your face. Being beautiful is being simple.
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Ladies we're all beautiful ...But those who boast about it and think being beautiful is a talent are simply idiots.
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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All those beautiful lies, with your beautiful eyes, through your beautiful smile...
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Now it sounds so beautiful, cause your beautiful your beautiful
Eyes Set To Kill
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One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces: so choose better people having beautiful heart rather than faces.
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If the path is beautiful, ask where it leads to. But if destination is beautiful, never mind about the path, keep walking!
Patrick Idowu
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Hey you! You are beautiful and gorgeous in your own way. Don't let anyone make you ugly, because you're perfect just the way you are. Stay Beautiful.
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Disco deserved a better name, a beautiful name because it was a beautiful art form. It made the consumer beautiful. The consumer was the star.
Barry White
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The soul can see beautiful things, feel beautiful things, touch beautiful things, even when beautiful things aren't tangible.
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Life turns beautiful for us when we see beautiful things around us even thou they are ugly, it's not in what's there but how we look at it that makes a difference.
Hermann J Steinherr
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A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
Ronald Oliver
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