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Bed Napoleon Quotes & Sayings
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Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days.
Napoleon Dynamite
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Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite
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Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite
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Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite
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Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!
Napoleon Dynamite
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What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite
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That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite
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'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.'
Unknown
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I LOVE SLEEPING but I never want to go to bed early.
Unknown
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
Unknown
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And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Jennifer Lopez
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