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Before I Met You Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
Steven Wright
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When I met Jack Kennedy, he was a serious young man with a dream. He was not a womanizer, not as I understood the term.
Gene Tierney
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Greek philosophy seems to have met with something with which a good tragedy is not supposed to meet, namely, a dull ending.
Karl Marx
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When I began writing that I was able and did travel and met some fascinating people and also uncovered some history, which has not been discovered before.
Arthur Hailey
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I went back to my 10-year reunion. All they cared about is if I'd met Arnold Schwarzenegger yet or who were the big stars, you know.
Faith Ford
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There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she would consider being a surrogate. We met her and right away she was awesome. We were looking for someone who could take care of themselves and it was pretty clear she could.
Christopher Meloni
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While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.
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I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.
Lee Trevino
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I got a pu... poppa. She'll suck ya d..k, whateva. She bout makin' some chedda. Was an angel when I met her.
Webbie
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I saw and I met a lot of people who were in the field. It also provided a context in which I came to respect what the actor did, because I saw how difficult it actually was to do.
Ron Silver
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My mom and dad met at UCLA when he as a captain in the Air Force and she was in her junior year.
Tracy Austin
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Christina Ricci is amazing, the most professional actor I think I've ever met. You can be chatting with her and when they call action, she's right there.
Lisa Kudrow
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How can you get to know someone really? I used to do this thing where whenever I met someone new, I would ask them what three songs they loved. It's way more valuable then ten hours of conversation.
Carly Rae Jepsen
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
Elizabeth Banks
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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