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Being Hit On Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Once you hit forty you start adding letters I'm 39A this year
Unknown
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These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
Sam Snead
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I know it's supposed to be romantic right now but I just hit my funny bone on the guitar. And uh, trying to stall real quick while it comes to normal.
Nick Jonas
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I've worked with it. I took three putts and hit the first one about 3 inches fat. The second one, I hit it; and I hit the third 15 inches fat. That was it.
Tom Watson
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button...
Punit Ghadge
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!
Milton Berle
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Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh, crap. She's up.'
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If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didnt run hard enough.
Steve Jones
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Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.
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My mom always told me they arent your friends if you have to hit them up to hang out or only time they hit you up is when they need something.
Unknown
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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If I knew what makes a movie catch on then I'd make hit after hit.
Jerry Bruckheimer
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Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
Theodore Roosevelt
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One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make.
Holly Johnson
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I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
Babe Ruth
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I hit one, you hit one. That mean two alive, but if they come back to Queens its a suicide.
Nicki Minaj
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I just try to get on anyway that I can, hit, hit-by-pitch, walk, home runs, anything.
Nick Johnson
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