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Being Hit On Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Nine out of 10 times these guys will hit it-they'll be on something incredibly funny, but one out of 10, two out of 10, they'll fall flat on their faces. That's what makes them great actors: they take those chances, they don't play it safe.
Peter Farrelly
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Roseanne Barr
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I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit it, you're able to hit it with a couple of short sharp shots... it's a beautiful thing.
Alexis Arguello
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I always won in my imagination. I always hit the game-winning shot, or I hit the free throw. Or if I missed, there was a lane violation, and I was given another one.
Mike Krzyzewski
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I've just been fortunate to havehad a lot of hit records, though Human Wheels doesn't qualify as a hit record-but it's really the best single I've ever had.
John Mellencamp
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Hit the block and post up. Then gather the crew hit childs to toast up. ho.. breaking their neck tryna see me close up. What what!
The Game
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The pleasure of one's effect on other people still exists in age - what's called making a hit. But the hit is much rarer and made of different stuff.
Enid Bagnold
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
Unknown
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Artists don't always know. Almost every song I ever recorded that was a hit at the majors that the promotional people picked I didn't think it would be a hit. I was wrong every time!
Roy Ayers
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This year is the first year I havent got hit in the head with a bottle, so you know I complained to the crowd 'look if your gonna throw a bottle, throw it right! follow in my footsteps, if your gonna hit someone with a bottle, fu..ing hit them'.
Oliver Sykes
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Coming down under a parachute is quite different as well. You hit the ground pretty hard, but all the systems work very well to keep it from hurting, so it doesn't even hurt when you hit. It was a great experience to be able to do both.
Leroy Chiao
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There are horrible people who, instead of solving a problem, tangle it up and make it harder to solve for anyone who wants to deal with it. Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and waited for the door to go down. I hate Mondays...
Unknown
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They're hit writers. They're gonna write me a hit whether I wanted it or not you know? I could have put out a single a year ago with the Neptunes and maybe been writing now on top but that was not the path that I chose.
Willa Ford
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Like every teenage boy, I'm dealing with it and I have the best vocal coach in the world. Some of the notes I hit on 'Baby' I can't hit anymore. We have to lower the key when I sing live.
Justin Bieber
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Went to 16 and hit a really bad 3 wood for my second shot and got stuck in the bunker about 70 yards from the pin. Poor execution, chunked it, hit a good chip up to about eight feet, missed it.
Trent Dilfer
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Phil has always been a fighter. He was getting in fights all the time. I told him that if he ever hit me then I would leave the band. He wanted to find out if I was telling him the truth. He hit me so I left and that is how UFO split up.
Michael Schenker
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When I came out of service, the first couple of releases didn't really hit so I just took a little hiatus and sat down to see what was happening. I just glued my ears to the radio and then I started writing - the first hit record that came out was Everybody Loves a Winner.
William Bell
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Winston Churchill
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I hit one wrong note and he stopped, ... He said, 'Why'd you do that? Don't do that. Don't hit wrong notes.' And I was like, 'Damn ... I'm just learning.' And he said, 'No, no, no ...don't hit wrong notes.'
Jamie Foxx
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