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Breaking Condoms Quotes & Sayings
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Sorry mom. Another year older & you wonder if I'll ever settle down. Teenage years you got me condoms for birthdays. Here lies the problem.
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Condoms should change colors when they come in contact with STD'S...
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.
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I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.
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I swear I love you so much, I dont want you suckin it, questions bout condoms, I just get to duckin it, cheatin aint fun though, I just get the rush of it.
Dom Kennedy
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! fu.. Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!
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Sadly, part of growing up is breaking someone's heart, even if it means breaking your own.
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Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one of these ho.. was tryna fu.. me.
Mac Miller
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas. I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass.
Kanye West
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There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.
Hillary Clinton
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
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HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't get hogwarts.
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I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.
Usher Raymond
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