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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
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I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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It is not acceptable that we continue to see thousands of acres burn because of forest fires, because of poor management on our forests, big kill, and we have these catastrophic situations take place when we are not able to take action.
Cathy McMorris
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Fully loaded, automatic 6 Benz, Candy paint, foreign lights but my bi... in, Born hustlin', too big ni... to size me up, Kept stuntin', more money, burn it up.
Birdman
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As I have said for many years throughout this land, we're borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change.
Al Gore
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Blue jeans, white shirt. Walked into the room you know you made my eyes burn. It was like, James Dean, for sure. You're so fresh to death and sick as ca-cancer.
Lana Del Rey
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
Francis Bacon
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Prayer does not use up artificial energy, doesn't burn up any fossil fuel, doesn't pollute. Neither does song, neither does love, neither does the dance.
Margaret Mead
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When them ni...s Left Eye(I) It Got A Lil Bit Chilli(TLC), But I Just Let It Burn(Usher) Like The End Of A Philly
Lil Wayne
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Arnold H Glasgow
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of s.. jokes and gross humour.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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